when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
F is for vodka
U is for vodka
N is for vodka.
I can’t hear you, I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit!
It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.
The person you love won’t always make you happy. If love is a tattoo then it won’t always ink laugh lines into the corners of your eyes or needle joy into the grooves of your heart waiting to be filled. Sometimes it will leave bruises in the corners of your skin where you…
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how is it at 40…
It feels strange tearing petals off flowers saying He loves me,
he loves me not. More often I feel the need to tear off
my own limbs-I don’t care which ones. Arms, fingertips,
ankles, even kneecaps, as if I could pickle them in a jar
and send them to you wrapped in brown paper
as a kind of…
I kind of need a shirt that says “I’m all about MEATS, CHEESES, WEED AND JESUS”. tbh I’d wear it every day. I’d wear it to a party, I’d wear it at a fancy restaurant, I’d wear it to church, I’d wear it if I were a straight-edge atheist vegan